Friday 4 May 2012

New element in periodic table

A new element added in periodic table!
Name: Girl. Symbol: G. Atomic weight: Don't even dare toask.
Physical Properties:
1: Boils at any time any temperature,
2: Melts when handled with love and care,
3: Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical Properties:
1: Very reactive,
2: Highly unstable,
3: Possesses high affinity to Gold, Platinum, Branded Clothes, and other precious item,
4: Money reducing agent,
5: Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence: Mostly found in front of mirror :D
From,
Mr.Chaitanya kulkarni

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