Khup Du:kkh Dile
Mi Tujhya Manala
Maaf Kar Ya
Prem Vedyala
Nehmi Prarthna Karto Mi Devala
Sukhi Thev Majhya Priyela....
Khup Du:kkh Dile
Mi Tujhya Manala
Maaf Kar Ya
Prem Vedyala
Nehmi Prarthna Karto Mi Devala
Sukhi Thev Majhya Priyela....
Ek Khari Gosht-
AapLyala tyanchi jast bhiti nahi je aaplya deshat BOAT ne yetat..
Bhiti tar tyanchi jast ahe je deshat aaplya VOTE ne yetat.!
Bhid Me Tha Wo N Ro Saka Hoga
Yakin H Rato Me N So Saka Hoga
Wo Shakhs Jise Samjne Me Umar Lagi Hame
Hmse Bhichhad K Kisi Ka N Ho Saka Hoga.
BeSt ReQueSt Ever:
DeaR GoD
If U
CaN't Give Me
a BeSt-PaRTNeR..
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*pLz*
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MaKe
aLL My FrNdz..
"SiNgLe"
ApNa NaHi ToH
KiSiKa NaHi..:p
Kanya Daana Sarkhe Nahi Punya
Aani Kanya Hatte Sarkhe Nahi Paap
HotiL Jar GarbhPaat Manva
LageL Tula Ekte Panacha Shaap..
Wo jo mehboob ki yaad mein jaagte hai tanha raaton ko..
Sirf wo hi bta sakte hai k...
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Kaun se mobile ki battery zyada chaltihai
Life is Better when u r Happy
Bt Life is at its Best when other people are Happy bcoz of u
Be Inspired
Share ur Smile
Spread happiness....
"Smile" u make to,way different some in "Hello", say to wanted only i,
but irritating very it find may you.
Confused Na?, Read it from end.
1Baccha P0tty krne khule me gya
Waha pe ek
P!G ko dekhkar baccha waha se bina p0tty kiye jane lga
P!G chillaya,
"Saadda Haqq,
Etthe Rakhh"
At childhood we cry loudly to GET what we like,
But...?
When grown up we cry silently to ForGET what we like.
That's life..
Good evenin.
Enjoy the rain. TC :-)
2 sweeeet:-)
BF-i love when you cry badly..
GF-why is it so ?? :-/
BF-bcoz dats the only moment u hug me the most possible tightest way u can!!Gud evening :-)
एकदा दोरा म्हणे
मेणबत्तीला..,
अंधारात मंदपणे उजळताना..,
"का ग अशी रडतेस,
पाहुन मला जळताना...?"
मेणबत्ती म्हणे..,
"दुःख होतं मनस्वी
पाहुन तुला पोळताना.
हृदयात सामावून
घेतलं ज्याला, त्याचंच आयुष्य जाळताना..!"
Zare ani dole yana
fakta vahne mahit asate
farak evdhach ahe ki?
Zare vahtat talyachya sathvnit
Ani
Dole vahtat kunachya tari Athvanit.!
Beautiful lines wit wonderfull meaning ..
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"Don't do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset..!!" :(
Mujhse Wo Kehti Hai Ki Tumhari
Zindagi Ko Main Jannat Bana
Dungi..
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. Banani To Use 'MAGGI' Bhi Nahi
Aati,
Confidence To Dekho Logo
ka...
BoltaBolta Kahi Jan Rusun Jatat
ChaltaChalta Hatatle Hat Sutun
Jatat
MhantatKi Premache Nate Khup Najuk Aste
Ithe HastaHasta Kahijan Radvun Jat
Bina koi charges bina download
keejiye UNLIMITED GAANE
,GAMES aur hazaaro nayi
MOBILE Videos, Wallpapers
click keejiye
Zampya: Shyam Singh Company Cha Mob. Aahe?
Dukandar: Nahi
Zampya: Koni Sangit Lay, Aapan DeLar Aahat TyaChe
D: Abey Shyam Singh Nahi, SamSung
Jab bhi kisi Ladki ko Ladka
Public Place me Chhedta
Hai,
Pata nahi par AasPaas k Sare Ladke aur Admi
Ladki k Bhai Ban Jate hai..
Two girls were driving 2 Disneyland.
The sign read: "Disneyland
LEFT."
So they started crying
& returned home.
(smart girls( :D :P
Ratrichya Andharat senapati ne Petwli Tof
Ratrichya Andharat senapati ne Petwali Tof
Lai Zala
TimePass
Aata mast paiki zop.!
Kathin Aahe Te Sope Karawe,
sope Aahe Te Sahaj Karawe,
sahaj Aahe Te Sundar Karawe
&
Sundar Aahe Tyawar Manapasun Prem Karawe..
G!RL: MoM!!! Can i Go For A Walk For Some Fresh Air ???
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MoM: Yes sure! But Ask ur 'FRESH AIR' to Drop u Home Bfore 9:00 p.m :p :p
Believe in love, it has great powers!
It can REMOVE Misunderstandings,
Anxieties, Worries, Doubts, Fears,Tears, T-shirts, Tops, Jeans, etc.etc.
Priye.
Aata Tari Kahi Bol Majhyashi
Aata Kharach Rahvat Nahiye
Tujhya Duravyacha Vedna
Kharach Sahan Hot Nahiye
free sms sathi.
Ratrani UmLavi Tashi Ti UmLate
Majhya Manaat Manapasun Ti Darvalte
Khare Sangu Na Mitra Ti Mala Manapasun Khup Aavadte.
Swasatla Swas Aste Maitri
Othatla Ghas Aste Maitri
Kaljala Kaljachi Aas Aste Maitri
Konihi Javal Nastana Priticha Bhas Aste Maitri..
KARL MARX-
"BhandavalShahi Samaj"
Ha MaanavaDwara Maanavache Shoshan Karnara Samaj Aahe!
"Shrimant Adhik Shrimant Aani Garib Adhik Garib"
Aaj Hajaro Mandire Astana Lakho Nastik
Pan Ekhi Mandir Nastana Pratyekachya Hrudayat Jagnare Ani Pratyekachya Raktat Vahnare
Faqt
Chh.Shivray...
Ratra nahi pan swapn badlte
Diva nahi pan vaat badlte
Manat asu dya nehmi jinkanyachi asha
Karan nashib badlo na badlo
Pan vel nakkich badlte
Aaj Hajaro Mandire Astana Lakho Nastik
Pan Ekhi Mandir Nastana
Pratyekachya Hrudayat Jagnare
Ani Pratyekachya Raktat Vahnare
Faqt
Chh.Shivray...
Pratiksha Aahe Tya Diwsachi
Jevha Tula Mazya Premacha Abhiman Vatel
Hrudayat TUZYA Mi Asel
Aani TUZYA Othavr Nav Fakt Maze Asel.!
Ratra nahi pan swapn badlte
Diva nahi pan vaat badlte
Manat asu dya nehmi jinkanyachi asha
Karan nashib badlo na badlo
Pan vel nakkich badlte
Kadhi Kadhi
Adhi-Madhi
Maz Nav Ghet Ja,
Phone Nako Karu
Ga Missed Call Tari Det ja...
Qustion: Ek Ghanta Vachlyane... Ani Ek Ghanta Nahi Vachlyane Kaay Pharak Padto..?
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Answer: GHANTA Farak Padto.!!!!!
Aamchi ladhai lok todnyasathi nasun,
lok jodnyasathi aahe,
mahapurshanchya vicharantun parivartanachi pahaat pahnyasathi aahe...
Ramdev babanna atak zali yavarun apan kay dhada ghyava?
Lahanpani Aajji khara bolat hoti ki
Jevan nahi kel tar police pakdun neta.
Chandrachi Sawli Dokyawar Aali,
Chimuklya Pawlani Chandani Anganat Aali,
Aani Haluch Kanat Sangun Geli.
Zopa Aata Ratr Zali.!
Kavita karane Sopp ki PREM...?
Kavita chukali tar Kagad Fadta yeto,
Pan...
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PREM chukkal tar,
Aayushyachya kagad fadto....!;-(
Ek Pravas Maitricha,
Jasa HaLuvar Pavsachya Saricha,
Ti Pavsachi Sar Algad Yeun Jate,
Ani Ek Sunder Ase Naate HaLuvar Khulun Jate.! O:(B(
Sangu Shakat Nahi Mi
Tu Aahes Tari Kiti Sundar
Sparsh Tula KarnyaSathi
Pavsachi Yete Ek Sar..
Mr.BeaN CaMe OuT oF D EXaM HaLL
VeRy SaD & ToLD HiS FrND:
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"I DnT KNw D PaST TeNSe oF "THINK"
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I THOUGHT & THOUGHT & finaly wrote 'THONK'! :-]:-):-))
Pujari ko loose motion ho gaya.
Medicine lete samay doctor se pucha: "koi precaution lu?"
Doctor ne kaha: "BUS Shankh zor se mat bajana..ge
One of the most IMP festival in student life..
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EXAM FESTIVAL !!
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karan,
dive pn lagtat,
fatake pn futatat,
band pn vajto,
ani gharatle Aaartipan ovaltat;)
Have A Heart That Never Hardens
Have A Smile That Never Fades
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Have A Touch That Never Burnt
And Have Friendship That Never Breaks
This story is all abt wen i ws in 1st std.
i ws caught talking in class nd my teacher told me to write'I WILL NOT TALK IN CLASS'
50 times on the board,I wrote
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for(i=1;i<=50;i++)
cout<<"/n I WILL NOT TALK IN CLASS";
getch();
}
Kya karu talented to bachpan se hi hu...;)
A girl may not help u to get lot of marks..
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but, Marks may help u 2 get lot of girls
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So, Love ur studies, Not girls.
At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!
Gues d name of dat book?
"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"
Rs15O/-
Matlabi Lokanpeksha Tar Changli Majhi Cigarate Ahe...
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Ji Majhya Hotanvar Tiche jivan Suru Karte Ani Majhya Payakhali Ticha Jiv Sodun Dete..! :(
Olsar mativar Panyache Thase.
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Hrudyachya Mativar 8Vaninche Thase.
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Divasa Magun Divas jatat Kase.
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Urtat Fakt Na Visaru Shaknare Maitriche kisse
Pass this to Yourfrnz and see how many colors You get !!!
Red : You should improve Your nature.
Blue : you r diffrent from others.
Purple : i like when u tease me...
Pink : You are so beautiful n cute.
Orange : I Love You.
Green : i really enjoy ur company.
Yellow : you r cruel.
Black : You r selfish.
Violet : its fun to fight wid yu
Brown : i cant understand Your charactr.
White:naughty
Nw reply- which colour for me..? .
MarathiPREMi
PRIYE....
Tula Pahuni RaVi-ne Hi Pahali hoti ShiTaL Chaya...!
Te Hi Bichare Paghalale G Pahun TuZi Hi Najuk Kaya...!
MarathiPremi
Sir: Jyatun Aplyala Palikadach Sar Disat Tyala Pardarshak Vastu Mhantat.
Tu Sang Akhadi Pardarshak Vastu?
vichitra Mulagi: "Khidaki"!
KaavyanjaLi
KaL Mi Tichya Sobat Date Vr GeLo Hoto & Tith Maza Mitr Samor Yeun Mhanala
"Mitra, KaL Chi Hichya Peksha Sundr Hoti Re"
Kuch Frnd Kamine Hote H
KaavyanjaLi
Nahi Aavdat MaLa Aata...
TuZ ParkyaSarkh Vagan...
Sodun DiLay Mi Aata...
Sarkh Tuzya Mage Dhavan...
4 Motivation Msgs
SUB Think_On
MaRaThI_No1
Ek jordar joke.
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asel tar please pathav na !!!
>CHAITANYA<
MaRaThI_No1
Aanandachi Batami:
Aaj
purn bharat bhar
AIRTEL te AIRTEL
IDEA te IDEA
VodaF te VF
Bsnl te bsnl
agdi fukat aahe.
Missed calls fakt..
MarathaRock
VeL BadLte Ayushy Pudhe SarkLyavar
Ayushya BadLte Prem JhaLyavr
Prem Nahi Badlat
AapLya Lokanbarobr
Pan Aapli Lok Matra BadLtat VeL AaLyavr..
MaRaThI_No1
Krupaya he wachu naka
Nahitar honar
Kay?
Aho tech
Jyala apan ghabarto
Tech je yaa wayat nehmi hote
Bagha zalach na
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Time-Pass!
MaRaThI_No1
AapLya AayuShyat Kuni Yave He Aaple Nashib Tharavate
Pan AapLya Aayushyat Kuni Thambave He Aapalech Hruday Tharvate.
SUB iTs_My_LiFe
MiSsMaRaThi
Girlfriend Aani Ishwarat Pharak Phakt Evdhach Aahe Ki,
Girlfriend Jichi Aathawan Khup Tras Dete
Aani
Ishwar Jyachi Tras Jhalyavar Aathawan Yete.
MiSsMaRaThi
Jivnat Sukhache Dukhache, Yashache Apyashache,Anek Prasang Yetat,
Pan
Vichacha Bhakkam Paya Asnari Manse Kuthlyahi Kshani Tham Pane Ubhe Rahtat.
MaRaThI_No1
Zare ani dole yana
fakta vahne mahit asate
farak evdhach ahe ki?
Zare vahtat talyachya sathvnit
Ani
Dole vahtat kunachya tari Athvanit.!
MaRaThI_No1
Pratyeka Kadun Prem Milat Nahi
He Naatt Kadhi Sidhh Karta Yet Nahi
Haat Tar Miltat Anolkhi Lokanshi
Pan Hruday Matr Konashi Milat Nahi..
MarathiPREMi
Dagmagli Kadhi Jar Tuzya Ayushyachi Nav
Sang Mla Tuzya Manatil Antarbhav
Nakkich Gheyil Tuzya Sukhasathi Dhav
Yalach Tr Aahe PREM He NaV
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