sardar

Sardar: Kitane logi? Callgirl: 500 Rs. on bed, 100 Rs. on chatai.Sardar bola: Ok,yeh lo 500 Rs. Callgirl: Wow!On bed...? Sardar bola: Nahi 5 bar chatai par

Asmaan pe jitne sitrare hai, (wah wah) Aankho me jitne ishare hai, (wah wah) Samundar ke jitne kinare hai, (wah wah) Utne hi kide teri GAAND mein hai, (ab bol wah wah).

Ramlal- Thakur saab Gabbarsing ne Bahurani ki izzat lut li hai. Thakur- To? Ramlal-Bahurani puch rahi hai ki Gabbar se badala lena hai ya PAYMENT...!